| Team Name | Championship Ranking | Total Points |
| Biscuits & Baby Gravy | 1.0 | 1,140.0 |
| Barhawks | 2.0 | 1,140.0 |
| Side Deals | 3.0 | 1,130.0 |
| Your Couch Pulls Out I Don't | 4.0 | 1,120.0 |
| Michael Buble | 5.0 | 1,100.0 |
| Trivia Trolls | 5.0 | 1,100.0 |
| The Good, The Bad, The Freaking Awesome | 6.0 | 1,090.0 |
| Here 4 Bingo | 6.0 | 1,090.0 |
| No Eye Contact In A Devils 3 Way | 7.0 | 1,080.0 |
| Independence Mafia | 7.0 | 1,080.0 |
| I Didn't Do Anything | 8.0 | 1,070.0 |
| Wooly Mammohs | 8.0 | 1,070.0 |
| Kearney Krew | 8.0 | 1,070.0 |
| Show Me Ur Genitals | 9.0 | 1,060.0 |
| Screaming Scoregasms | 9.0 | 1,060.0 |
| Man, Beer, Pig | 9.0 | 1,060.0 |
| Midde Table | 10.0 | 1,040.0 |
| Dirty Balloon Knots | 10.0 | 1,040.0 |
| Wednesday Losers | 10.0 | 1,040.0 |
| Drunk & Happy | 11.0 | 1,010.0 |
| Try The Veal | 12.0 | 1,000.0 |
| Spitballs | 12.0 | 1,000.0 |
| Rockin The Beer Gut | 13.0 | 990.0 |
| Real Housewives Of Shawnee | 13.0 | 990.0 |
| Donkey Punch | 13.0 | 990.0 |
| The Shaft | 14.0 | 980.0 |
| Glazed Like A Donut | 14.0 | 980.0 |
| The Use To Be's | 14.0 | 980.0 |
| Domination | 14.0 | 980.0 |
| Team America Fuck Yeah | 15.0 | 970.0 |
| On A Scale Of Anne Frank To Osama Bin Laden How Good Is Your Hiding Spot | 16.0 | 960.0 |
| Playmakers | 16.0 | 960.0 |
| Useful Idiots | 17.0 | 900.0 |
| About To Kick Ya'lls Ass | 18.0 | 710.0 |
| Tinker Bells | 19.0 | 410.0 |
| Sand In My Camel Toe | 20.0 | 400.0 |
| Bullfrogs Battallion | 21.0 | 390.0 |