| Team Name | Championship Ranking | Total Points |
| Man Beer Pigs | 1.0 | 1,200.0 |
| Tipsy | 2.0 | 1,190.0 |
| Wet Dream Team | 2.0 | 1,190.0 |
| Show Me Your Genitals | 3.0 | 1,180.0 |
| Sit On My Facebook And Wiggle | 3.0 | 1,180.0 |
| Facebook Friends | 4.0 | 1,170.0 |
| Wooly Mammoths | 5.0 | 1,160.0 |
| Yip Yaps | 5.0 | 1,160.0 |
| BaBam | 5.0 | 1,160.0 |
| Electric Dream Machine | 6.0 | 1,150.0 |
| Mother Duckies | 7.0 | 1,140.0 |
| Not At The Table Carlos | 7.0 | 1,140.0 |
| Monday Night Crew | 7.0 | 1,140.0 |
| Sturdy Wings | 8.0 | 1,120.0 |
| Arnold | 8.0 | 1,120.0 |
| Forgot My I.D. | 8.0 | 1,120.0 |
| Three Amigos | 9.0 | 1,100.0 |
| Murphy's Regulars | 9.0 | 1,100.0 |
| Relationship Status Complicated | 9.0 | 1,100.0 |
| The Good, The Bad, The Freaking Awesome | 9.0 | 1,100.0 |
| That's What She Said | 10.0 | 1,080.0 |
| Hot Diggity Dog | 10.0 | 1,080.0 |
| Bomb Pops | 10.0 | 1,080.0 |
| Ketchup & Mustard | 10.0 | 1,080.0 |
| Kitten Mittens | 10.0 | 1,080.0 |
| A Team | 11.0 | 1,070.0 |
| Middle Table | 12.0 | 1,050.0 |
| Mavericks | 12.0 | 1,050.0 |
| Her Bank Needs My Deposit | 13.0 | 1,040.0 |
| Does It Taste Like Fudge | 13.0 | 1,040.0 |
| Still Wasted | 14.0 | 1,020.0 |
| Jackalopes | 14.0 | 1,020.0 |
| Dirty Balloon Knots | 14.0 | 1,020.0 |
| 24 Hour | 14.0 | 1,020.0 |
| Barhawks | 14.0 | 1,020.0 |
| Biatches | 14.0 | 1,020.0 |
| Disco Divas & The Mirror Balls | 15.0 | 1,000.0 |
| The Eh! Team | 15.0 | 1,000.0 |
| Captain V | 15.0 | 1,000.0 |
| Boobies | 16.0 | 990.0 |
| 1st Mates | 16.0 | 1,000.0 |
| Not Looking Up Answers Just Porn | 17.0 | 980.0 |
| Kiss Army | 17.0 | 980.0 |
| MMM Bop | 18.0 | 970.0 |
| Mamas & Papas | 19.0 | 950.0 |
| El Diablo | 19.0 | 950.0 |
| Do Me A Favor Pour Me Some Jager | 19.0 | 950.0 |
| Action Jackson | 19.0 | 950.0 |