| Team Name | Championship Ranking | Total Points |
| Wooly Mammoths | 1.0 | 1,100.0 |
| Team Chedda | 2.0 | 1,090.0 |
| Kadel Doesn't Suck | 3.0 | 1,060.0 |
| Titanic Swim Team | 4.0 | 1,050.0 |
| Man Beer Pig | 5.0 | 1,040.0 |
| High Fives For Whispering Eyes | 6.0 | 1,030.0 |
| Party In My Pants | 7.0 | 1,020.0 |
| If I Played A Gay Cowboy | 7.0 | 1,020.0 |
| Rusty Trombones | 7.0 | 1,020.0 |
| Dirty Balloon Knots | 8.0 | 1,000.0 |
| Butt Naked | 8.0 | 1,000.0 |
| Show Me Your Genitals | 8.0 | 1,000.0 |
| Barhawks | 9.0 | 990.0 |
| Kiss Army | 10.0 | 980.0 |
| Tanner's Rocks | 10.0 | 980.0 |
| Swayze & The Roadhouse All Stars | 11.0 | 970.0 |
| Info Maniacs | 11.0 | 970.0 |
| Sailor Scouts | 12.0 | 960.0 |
| Bundy's | 12.0 | 960.0 |
| H2B2 | 12.0 | 960.0 |
| Dong | 13.0 | 950.0 |
| Gorilla Bizkits | 13.0 | 950.0 |
| Middle Table | 14.0 | 940.0 |
| The Great Cornholios | 15.0 | 900.0 |
| Does It Taste Like Fudge | 15.0 | 900.0 |
| Do Me A Favor Pour Me Some Jager | 16.0 | 890.0 |
| Team Team | 17.0 | 880.0 |
| Bigger Lebowski | 18.0 | 870.0 |
| What The F | 19.0 | 860.0 |
| Nookie Lot | 19.0 | 860.0 |
| Tigers | 20.0 | 850.0 |
| The Goods | 21.0 | 790.0 |
| 8 Ball | 22.0 | 780.0 |