| Ranking | Team Name | Ranking Points |
| 1 | Wade Boggs Drinking Team | 25 |
| 2 | Hell Yeah | 23 |
| 3 | Hot 4 Teacher | 23 |
| 4 | Moist | 23 |
| 5 | Mad Dawg 2020 | 21 |
| 6 | You Said You Were Coming | 21 |
| 7 | Jagernaughts | 20 |
| 8 | What's Up Bitches | 16 |
| 9 | My Drug Dealer | 13 |
| 10 | Irish Wrist Watches | 12 |
| 11 | Whiskeypedia | 12 |
| 12 | Morning Wood | 11 |
| 13 | Rub It Until It Smokes | 10 |
| 14 | Test Eagles | 10 |
| 15 | Polish Thunder | 8 |
| 16 | Indy Rats | 7 |
| 17 | Quiz In My Pants | 6 |
| 18 | Dammit Princess Becky | 6 |
| 19 | Dream Team | 6 |
| 20 | We Got Worms | 6 |
| 21 | Threat Level Midnight | 5 |
| 22 | Yellow Snow | 5 |
| 23 | Girth Matters | 5 |
| 24 | Blacks For Trump | 5 |
| 25 | Riding Solo | 5 |
| 26 | So What Happened | 5 |
| 27 | SEC Bottom Feeders | 4 |
| 28 | Lyin Dogface Pony Soldiers | 4 |
| 29 | Is Mike Hock In Your Purse | 4 |
| 30 | Bitch Better Have My Money | 4 |
| 31 | Carole Baskin Wacked Em | 4 |
| 32 | DJ Dan's Micro Penis | 4 |
| 33 | The Kelly's | 4 |
| 34 | Shazam | 4 |
| 35 | My Couch Pulls Out I Don't | 4 |
| 36 | Wey Squared | 4 |
| 37 | Team MAGA | 4 |
| 38 | Where's Your Legs | 4 |
| 39 | The Big Reds | 3 |
| 40 | Hairy Cucumber | 3 |
| 41 | Bryan's A Queen | 3 |
| 42 | Bartender Bitches | 3 |
| 43 | Be & The Bitches | 2 |
| 44 | Buckeyes | 2 |
| 45 | Bradys Bunch | 2 |
| 46 | Chubby Dongus | 2 |
| 47 | Half Asses | 2 |
| 48 | Captain Jack | 2 |
| 49 | Football Fans | 2 |
| 50 | Dan's Mom's Drug Dealer | 2 |