| Ranking | Team Name | Ranking Points |
| 1 | Late Bloomers | 44 |
| 2 | My Drug Dealer | 34 |
| 3 | Does This Handkerchief Smell Like Chloroform To Yo | 30 |
| 4 | Jagernaughts | 28 |
| 5 | What's Up Bitches | 24 |
| 6 | Reasonably Priced Hookers | 23 |
| 7 | Whiskeypedia | 19 |
| 8 | Schmitt's Gay | 16 |
| 9 | Dani Sucks! | 15 |
| 10 | We Got Worms | 14 |
| 11 | Tiger Blood | 13 |
| 12 | Tequila Joes | 13 |
| 13 | Fake News | 13 |
| 14 | The Degenerates | 12 |
| 15 | Better From Behind | 11 |
| 16 | Chubby Dongus | 10 |
| 17 | My Dick | 10 |
| 18 | Indy Rats | 9 |
| 19 | Half Asses | 8 |
| 20 | 70 Minus 1 | 8 |
| 21 | B-Sharps | 8 |
| 22 | Storm Breakers | 8 |
| 23 | Prime Time | 7 |
| 24 | Rasia Is Hot | 7 |
| 25 | Minty Fresh Butt Holes | 7 |
| 26 | Bar Stools | 7 |
| 27 | Big Red | 7 |
| 28 | Ashleys Girls | 7 |
| 29 | F'n Randy | 6 |
| 30 | The Mike & Waddles Show | 6 |
| 31 | Tuesday Night Special | 6 |
| 32 | Team Dirt | 6 |
| 33 | Prime Beef | 6 |
| 34 | US | 5 |
| 35 | This Team On My Left Sucks | 5 |
| 36 | My Neck, My Back, My Patients in V-Tach | 5 |
| 37 | Bryan & Julie | 5 |
| 38 | Erica is Sexy AF | 4 |
| 39 | Kaboobs | 4 |
| 40 | KC Killaz | 4 |
| 41 | Pornos Revenge | 4 |
| 42 | Three Is Average | 4 |
| 43 | The Every Once In A Whiles | 3 |
| 44 | Queen B's | 3 |
| 45 | Ricos Folly | 3 |
| 46 | My Couch Pulls Out I Don't | 3 |
| 47 | Harpo's Whores | 3 |
| 48 | Here For The Gangbang | 3 |
| 49 | Divorce Party | 3 |
| 50 | Ashley's Girls | 3 |