| Ranking | Team Name | Ranking Points |
| 1 | Late Bloomers | 21 |
| 2 | Dahmer's Deli | 13 |
| 3 | Jagernaughts | 11 |
| 4 | Does This Handkerchief Smell Like Chloroform To Yo | 10 |
| 5 | Dr Pepper Poppers | 9 |
| 6 | What's Up Bitches | 9 |
| 7 | Rub It Until It Smokes | 7 |
| 8 | Scooby & His Snack | 7 |
| 9 | Smarty Pints | 7 |
| 10 | We Got Worms | 6 |
| 11 | E-Lemon-Ators | 6 |
| 12 | Quack One Open | 5 |
| 13 | Rasia Is Hot | 4 |
| 14 | Moist | 4 |
| 15 | Part Timers | 4 |
| 16 | Whiskeypedia | 4 |
| 17 | WillJackBen | 4 |
| 18 | There She Got 'Er Up | 4 |
| 19 | Tuesday Night Special | 4 |
| 20 | Chubby Dongus | 4 |
| 21 | 70 Minus 1 | 3 |
| 22 | Beaver Baskets | 3 |
| 23 | Three Is Average | 3 |
| 24 | My Dixie Wrecked | 3 |
| 25 | My Neck, My Back, My Patients in V-Tach | 3 |
| 26 | Reasonably Priced Hookers | 3 |
| 27 | Sitheads | 3 |
| 28 | Scrambled Legs | 2 |
| 29 | Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy | 2 |
| 30 | My Dick | 2 |
| 31 | The Electric Koala's | 2 |
| 32 | Team Meatballs | 2 |
| 33 | Sexy Credit | 2 |
| 34 | Beer Mizers | 2 |
| 35 | Barry and Bearcat Lady | 2 |
| 36 | Big Red | 2 |
| 37 | Bumble Bee | 2 |
| 38 | JBQ | 2 |
| 39 | Here For The Wings | 2 |
| 40 | Houston Masseusses | 2 |
| 41 | F'n Randy | 2 |
| 42 | Girth Matters | 2 |
| 43 | Half Asses | 2 |
| 44 | Handley | 1 |
| 45 | Hen Wolf | 1 |
| 46 | Here For The Beer | 1 |
| 47 | GLG20 | 1 |
| 48 | Go Girls With Bad Behavior | 1 |
| 49 | Gummey | 1 |
| 50 | Fat Chance | 1 |